Saturday, June 20, 2015

Things We Did As Kids Which Are Now Illegal

Here are 25 things my generation did as kids that would get someone arrested today:
  • Riding in the back of an open pick-up truck with a bunch of other kids
  • Leaving the house after breakfast and not returning until the streetlights came on, at which point, you raced home, ASAP so you didn’t get in trouble
  • Eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the school cafeteria
  • Riding your bike without a helmet
  • Riding your bike with a buddy on the handlebars, and neither of you wearing helmets
  • Drinking water from the hose in the yard
  • Swimming in creeks, rivers, ponds, and lakes (or what they now call *cough* “wild swimming“)
  • Climbing trees (One park cut the lower branches from a tree on the playground in case some stalwart child dared to climb them)
  • Having snowball fights (and accidentally hitting someone you shouldn’t)
  • Sledding without enough protective equipment to play a game in the NFL
  • Carrying a pocket knife to school (or having a fishing tackle box with sharp things on school property)
  • Camping
  • Throwing rocks at snakes in the river
  • Playing politically incorrect games like Cowboys and Indians
  • Playing Cops and Robbers with *gasp* toy guns
  • Pretending to shoot each other with sticks we imagined were guns
  • Shooting an actual gun or a bow (with *gasp* sharp arrows) at a can on a log, accompanied by our parents who gave us pointers to improve our aim. Heck, there was even a marksmanship club at my high school
  • Saying the words “gun” or “bang” or “pow pow” (there actually a freakin’ CODE about “playing with invisible guns”)
  • Working for your pocket money well before your teen years
  • Taking that money to the store and buying as much penny candy as you could afford, then eating it in one sitting
  • Eating pop rocks candy and drinking soda, just to prove we were exempt from that urban legend that said our stomachs would explode
  • Getting so dirty that your mom washed you off with the hose in the yard before letting you come into the house to have a shower
  • Writing lines for being a jerk at school, either on the board or on paper
  • Playing “dangerous” games like dodgeball, kickball, tag, whiffle ball, and red rover (The Health Department of New York issued a warning about the “significant risk of injury” from these games)
  • Walking to school alone

http://www.theorganicprepper.ca/the-last-rebels-25-things-we-did-as-kids-that-would-get-someone-arrested-today-06162015

I admit that I did all of them (except the "pop rocks" one).

Anyone who thinks that the US is a land of "freedom" is crazy. We're now among the most coddled and restricted people on earth.

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